Can we take a moment to appreciate what a wonderful and weird kid Rosie will be because her dads are like the most ridiculous and insane people to ever raise a kid
- she’ll know the Latin names of all species of ants and swear like a sailor by the age of five
- she’ll be so confused the first time she learns other families don’t have a mini fridge solely devoted to body parts and chemistry experiments.
- her clothes will be a mix of knits and insanely expensive toddler clothes
- her hair will never be brushed and have clips half heartedly stuck in it to try and tame it
- her school lunches will consist of a peanut butter sandwich, juice box, an apple, and cryptic codes and notes
- she’ll go to the opera for birthdays and replay them later at home
- she’ll teacher herself to play all of her dads favorite music on the violin.
- perfect grammar and a beautiful vocabulary mingled with swearing
- she can recite all of Shakespeare’s sonnets after a single afternoons reading
- temper tantrums that include detailed and perfectly logical arguments as to why they should stay in the museum.
- deducing people to get what she wants
- sitting for hours “fwinking”
- having only science themed toys and known good the life’s stories of all the famous scientists.
- snuggling with her dads and watching BBC documentaries every Thursday
Like she’s the cutest, weirdest, smartest little bean to ever grace the earth
listen,
Okay but I mean if Sherlock has anything to do with it her hair will be spectacular. Like, she will have the most gorgeous hair in her class and he will wash her hair with his poncy shampoo and put conditioner on it and they will leave it in until the bath water goes cold before washing it and she will have this perfect mane of golden curls that smells like vanilla and cinnamon.
-she will bring the most inappropriate items to show and tell, like eye balls - her science fair projects will involve microwaving various body parts - her science fair projects will involved convincing molly to let her in the lab - she will do science fair projects when they aren’t assigned - her history projects will be on the precise anatomical agony of ancient torture methods - she will include in said history project an effective form of torture involving psychotropic drugs she developed in her kitchen - she will be the first female student at eton or harrow, whichever one the holmes boys graduated from -she will sneak sherlock’s nicotine patches for when school gets rough (meaning the people at school) - she will be surprised to find out that many of her friends parent’s are divorced because she keeps walking in on her dads waltzing in the living room and doesn’t get that some parents aren’t in love
